Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay

Latifay in Urdu

Latifay in Urdu
Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay

Teacher :bacho wada kro aj k bd larkio ki tarf ni daikogy…
Bachy :ni daikengy. . .
Teacher: larkio se pyar ni krogy ….
Bachy: ni krengy
teacher: aj k bad larkio ka peecha ni krogy. . .
Bachy: ni krengy. .
Teacher : apne watan pe zindagy qurban kro gy. . .
Bachy: kr dangy aisi zindagy se m0ut hi behter ha…

Best Latifay in Urdu - Mazakhia Urdu Latifay
Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay

Mareez: Dr.Sahab, Mera Khada nahi hota.

Dr: Are U Married?
Mareez: NO
Dr: Do U have Girlfriend?
Mareez: NO
Dr: Muth Marte ho?
Mareez: NO

Dr: To BC Khada karke Kapry taange ga kiya..;-p:)


Husband: Jb main Tum pr ghussa krta hon tu

Tum Apna ghussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain..!
kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: Tumhary Toothbrush se…


Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche
Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.?

Wife: Nahin Ye To Parosi Ke
Pendrive Se Liye Hen…


ardar: DO you speak English?
Indian: Yes

Sardar: Name?
Indian: Abdul al-Rhasib

Sardar: Sex?
Indian: Three to five times a week.

Sardar: No, no..
I mean male or female?
Indian: Yes, male, fe-male,
sometimes ca-mel.

Sardar: Holy cow!
Indian: Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.

Sardar: But isn’t it hostile?
Indian: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Sardar: Oh dear!
Indian: No, no!
Deer runs too fast..

Latifay in Urdu
Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay

1 Aadmi Dinner Ke waqt Apne Bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:
Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga
.
.
.
Bivi Sharmate Hue Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na…

 

Best Latifay in Urdu - Mazakhia Urdu Latifay
Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay
Best Latifay in Urdu - Mazakhia Urdu Latifay
Best Latifay in Urdu – Mazakhia Urdu Latifay

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