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Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha?

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha.

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.

Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha

Aik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?

Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.

Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?

Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.

Pahla: kiun wo kaise?

Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?

tumhaari yaad dil sai jaanai nahin daingai,
tumhaarai jais dost khonai bhi nahin daingai,
roz sharafat sai sms kiy karo warn,
aik kaan k naiaichhai daingai or ronai bhi nahin daingai.

amape mar ka munnee badanaam ho gaee
hamape mar ka muni badanaam ho gaee
akele ho gaye the munnee ka bina
ye achchha hua kamabakht sheela taim pe javaan ho gaee.
wo mujhai kaih k chhali gayi ‘go 2 haill’
wah wah
wo mujhai kaih k chhali gayi ‘go 2 haill’
aur mai dil pai hath rakh k kaiht rah.
‘aal izz waill..!”
‘aal izz waill..

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